Setee Idol!
I've decided to get rid of one of my couches; I don't really need two couches, and there isn't really space in the living room for two of them. There are better ways of seating people when they come round. So one of them has to go. But which one? (Or, indeed, both ...)

"Old Softee", the setee entirely made up of cushions and a board back/side which fold out into a rather nice guest bed, but tend to swallow up anyone who sits on it like something from the 1971 Auton invasion. (Brown floral, covered with a white throw which always vanishes into folds).

"McFuton", the red Futon which sags rather too much if you sit at one end, has a decent amount of length to it, and has a blue throw. Which I understand isn't much good to sleep on.

I know there's an argument for getting rid of both of them, but let's just assume I'm not going to do that. Yet. You've sat on them. Been swallowed up by them. Slept on them. What do you think?

(Of course, so have I, but asking you guys is more fun.)